top five topics of conversation in the office today

[constance]

1. What color underwear everyone is wearing

2. Big-nosed babies

3. OMG WILL THEY STOP USING POWER TOOLS RIGHT OUTSIDE THE OFFICE YES I KNOW IT IS RAINING BUT STILL

4. Speculation on just what is crawling in the walls (later confirmed: it is a squirrel)

5. This -- don't you want to come visit so we can go together?

Comments

[amelia-eve.livejournal.com]

I would love to see this, too. Especially if I could find some pot to smoke first. Whatever you do, do not drink and Pink Floyd. Something about it always makes me urpish. Always match your drugs and music appropriately.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Baby, I will be seeing this 100% drug-free! I expect to be freaked out enough without mood-altering drugs.