top five nicknames for the dog

[constance]

Yeah, I know I was going to tell you five things I love about my boss, but after this morning, I can't think of anything except that he's alive and therefore fueling lots of grisly fantasies wherein I torture him slowly then kill him. So you get this instead, and I'll tackle the boss thing another day. I know; but please try to contain your sorrow.

1. Buki (short for Kabuki, on account of he looks like he's wearing a Kabuki mask)



2. Fluffmeister/Fluffmaestro/Fluffmonster



3. Flea-ory



4. Dude (always said in tones of flat disgust)



5. Oh-my-God-if-you-don't-leave-that-cat-alone-right-now-I-will-kill-you-where-you-stand (unwieldy, but evocative)

Comments

[lindyhoppr.livejournal.com]

Today my cats were called - both of them-
1. Cat! Stop that!
2. OH MY GOD if you scratch that door again I will have you declawed
3. Don't you have a sister to play with? Why are you here?
4. OH MY GOD IF YOU SCRATCH ME AGAIN I SWEAR I WILL KICK YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE

It's still early. Lets see what else I can call them today.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahaha! At 1 a.m. this morning:

Me: AAAAAAAAAH QUIT JUMPING ON ME, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD