top five nicknames for the dog

[constance]

Yeah, I know I was going to tell you five things I love about my boss, but after this morning, I can't think of anything except that he's alive and therefore fueling lots of grisly fantasies wherein I torture him slowly then kill him. So you get this instead, and I'll tackle the boss thing another day. I know; but please try to contain your sorrow.

1. Buki (short for Kabuki, on account of he looks like he's wearing a Kabuki mask)



2. Fluffmeister/Fluffmaestro/Fluffmonster



3. Flea-ory



4. Dude (always said in tones of flat disgust)



5. Oh-my-God-if-you-don't-leave-that-cat-alone-right-now-I-will-kill-you-where-you-stand (unwieldy, but evocative)

Comments

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Boosh is a lovely name! You can't blame him for taking to it.

And yeah -- both my pets have a long series of nicknames. Rachel just ignores me, and Leory responds to my voice, period, even when no names are mentioned. Typical, really.