May I call you sheepkill?

[constance]

A googlism:

laurel is cool
laurel is energetic
laurel is important
laurel is a friendly and caring community
laurel is poisonous to livestock; hence the common name sheepkill
laurel is not to purchase cemetery plots here
laurel is listening to thumping techno pop music on her headphones
laurel is a strong endorsement of our products
laurel is not responsible for personal items either lost or stolen
laurel is soaked in this mixture while the witch chants over the mixture for 7 hours
laurel is more of a counselor than a fortuneteller
laurel is dressed in the thin nightgown given to her by her captors
laurel is accosted by the pier one and cost plus fairies
laurel is an excellent idea

and incidentally,

laurel is having a birthday today!

I hope it's a splendid one, my dear. If we lived next door to each other, I'd be pounding on your door right now bearing ludicrously-decorated (and, if we were specially lucky, edible) theme cakes.

Comments

[imkalena.livejournal.com]

You really took the laurels for this one. :)

[laurelwood.livejournal.com]

So much more industrious than resting on them! :D

[laurelwood.livejournal.com]

You may call me anything! What a great list of things that I most assuredly am, especially the part about the thumping techno pop in the thn nightgown given to me by my captors.

And good gracious, are there Cost Plus and Pier One fairies? DON'T TELL ZOE, because she'll feel left out.

Thank you very much for this most fabulous birthday post! I wish with all my heart that you WERE pounding on the door with a ludicrously-decorated cake. Come to think of it, I'd sprain an ankle hopping around in glee even if you showed up with a big platter of steaming asparagus. Someday...

Thanks so much! What a great birthday I've had.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Well, now I'm resting.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

I hear the Cost Plus and Pier One fairies aren't very moody, though! Might that not affect Zoe's need for involvement?

I'm glad you had a good birthday, and one day, one day, we will meet. *shakes fist in determination* Keep the thumping technopop against that day, so you can play it for me.