Three things before work

[constance]

1. Why do people persist in seeing "Born in the U.S.A." as an Anthem to America? People. Read the lyrics. It is not a friendly song. "Born in the U.S.A." does not like America very much. "Born in the U.S.A." would really kind of like to kick America's ass. No, really.

2. I am embarrassingly thrilled that Ice Cube is going to be the new XXX. It's not that I liked the first one--in fact, it's one of the few movies I've ever fallen asleep in. It's just that no matter how much his movies suck, I just really like Ice Cube. A lot. I have no excuse for this.

3. If you want me to feel sorry for you when you lose your keys, it is probably best that you don't spend the entire morning locked in the bathroom with dry heaves and then admit that they were lost in a really spectacular drinking binge; and this will be especially true if you are my age. I'm just saying. It will be hard for me.

Comments

[dahlia-777.livejournal.com]

Dry heaving round the clock? That does not sound healthy. I will take your word that this person deserves censure. You must also tell me about the office. It is good to vent about work politics. (As long as it does not get you sacked. I note your post isn't locked.)