Already with the surveys.

[constance]

Usually I'm paralyzed because either I can't think of anything to say, or because I think no one has any interest in what I have to say. But tonight, I'm paralyzed because I have so much to say and I don't know where to start.

So I think I'll just do a survey instead.

Courtesy of laurelwood, Ten Things I've Done That I Bet You Haven't, and this was actually easier than I thought:

01. crashed a motorbike;

02. had a nighttime picnic on the front steps of St. Louis Cathedral in New Orleans;

03. pretended I lived in a gigantic rabbit pellet, painted red;

04. dressed as catnip for halloween;

05. put makeup on while sitting under a pontoon boat;

06. had a party where all food and drink were blue;

07. pulled a screaming toddler out from under a fallen television set;

08. stuck a pea up my nose;

09. performed a running walkover roundoff back handspring and lived to tell the tale; and

10. eaten greens blessed by a voodoo priestess.

Comments

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Let's see. The party was a while ago, so I may be forgetting something, but. Drink included blue gin, Curacao, and Blueberry Kool-Aid. Food included blue velvet mini-cakes (like red velvet cakes, only, you know, blue) with those candy letters spelling out blue things, like XXX for blue movie, FFV for blue blood, etc.; blue tortilla chips; Jell-O jigglers; blueberries and cream; and the most ghastly neon-blue French onion dip ever.

Perhaps not entirely unsurprisingly, some guests were a little reluctant to indulge. I am sorry to say that we had no non-blue food to feed them. They had to go buy their own.

Yep, definitely in this case a Vespa-like thing counts, since that's what I crashed, too!

And I don't have a picture of the catnip costume, but I shall describe it for you: it was brown tights and shoes, a fluttery and leafy two-layer sheer green minidress, and an 8-foot stole made entirely of stuffed cats which I got from a thrift store and sewed together end to end. It is my favorite costume of all time, of mine, I mean.