I guess it says something about me that I think this is The Best Idea Ever.

[constance]

I’m a slob, my boyfriend is a slob. We’re both in grad school, both work, very busy. So our apartment was a disaster. It was embarrassing to have anyone over. So I went on Craigslist and found us a maid. How can we afford it? Glad you asked: Our maid pays us. He’s this nice, middle-aged, submissive man, not much to look at, but he comes to our house once a week and scrubs the bathrooms, does the dishes and laundry, and anything else that needs doing. And he pays us $100 each week for the privilege. Every once in a while I give him a spanking. Hate housework? Get a slave!

--From Savage Love

Comments

trust me: it would not be just you.

[kickthebeat.livejournal.com]

ez (http://eleveninches.livejournal.com): DEAD
ez: that's hilarious
me: weeping
ez: and awesome :-?
me: I KNOW
me: i would spank a man if he cleaned my house
ez: seriously

[amelia-eve.livejournal.com]

The only drawback I can see is that I don't think Emerson would want someone like that underfoot, even if I agreed to do all the spanking myself. Drat.

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

The spouse has a friend who tried that once. "I'm not a dom; I just wanted a white man to clean my house," she said. She does not recommend it; she says she got all tied up in his life, and he still occasionally calls her for advice and sympathy.