constance: (*listens to devil*)
constance ([personal profile] constance) wrote2006-04-17 09:54 pm

I wanna be your dog--hey, are you listening?

In the couple of years since my badass Fred died, I've readjusted to the pace at which Flannery lives: a snail's pace. Flannery's never been what you'd call a high-energy dog; she prefers to poke carefully at life and take her time over things. Much like me, actually. Speed up the pace on us and we might adapt or we might not, but our preferred speed is, on the road trip of life, maybe second gear.

This weekend my boss finally, finally brought over her wants-to-be-inside-wants-to-be-loved three-year-old Australian Shepherd, who lives at, say, NASCAR speeds, constantly. He's sweet as pie (or indeed beignets from my ex-city, which I've been craving lately), he's smart and learns quickly (I believe we've conquered housebreaking in a single day), but lawks-a-mercy he never stops moving, and if he were a talker, his conversations would go something like this:

"heythereireallylikeyouwhatisthatcologneyou'rewearingareyougoing-
topetmeorwhatwaitwhatisthatovertheremmmmitsmellsfantasticyouwant-
toplayagamemanitisabouttimefordinnermakesureyoudonotforgetthisfloor-
issocoolandsmoothohmygodthisissogreatireallylikeyoudonotforgetiam-
heredonotforgetiamheredonotforgetiamheredonotforgetiamhere!"


Flannery and I, needless to say, are still just spending our time trying to shift out of second gear to accommodate him. But we kind of like him. Or at least I kind of like him. Flannery is sort of undecided. She likes him fine as long as he's not sniffing her butt--but he spends quite a lot of time trying to do just that thing.

He'd be very handsome, if it weren't for the inexpert and enthusiastic grooming he received at the hands of my boss which makes him look pretty mangy. But the hair will grow, and he'll gain some weight (right now he's really thin), and then he'll be quite lovely and I'll take some full-body pictures, and in the meantime, here's a headshot:



Okay, now, I have a question to ask: if you had a dog named Freeway and you absolutely loathed this name but wanted to incorporate that long-e-long-a combination for recognition's sake, what would you call him? I've come up with one or two possibilities, but if you'd like to offer up a possibility, that would be mighty fine of you.

:::

In addition to beignets and chocolate milk from New Orleans, I've also been craving their Classic Soul Hits station. Sometimes all it takes to totally make your day is hearing The Spinners or The Hayes Corporation on commercial radio, and I wish Macon had a station like that.

[identity profile] kickthebeat.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
big! black! dog! omgomgomgomgiamsoexcitedomgIWANNACOMEMEETHIMOKAYWE'LL GETALONGSUPERWELLANDRUNINTHEPARKANDTHESTREETANDPLAYFETCHAANDFALLDOWNEXHAUSTEDTOGETHERIT'LL BETHEBEST!!!!!!111!


.... sorry.

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
I passed your message along, and he says:

WHATISHERNAMEAGAINANDSHEISGOINGTOTAKEMEWHERE-
SHEWILLBEMYBESTFRIENDANDWHENISSHECOMING-
BECAUSEIWANTTOSTARTGETTINGREADYNOWOKAY!

And he is not enormous, or all-black, but he definitely falls into the BBD spectrum! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[identity profile] kickthebeat.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
I feel he and I could be the best of friends. he looks so rakish! I adore him already, oh man oh man.

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! He has a most mischievous look about him, doesn't he! And I feel sure that when you come visit me, bringing your best romping gear, he will adore you too, truly.

[identity profile] pastles.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
HE IS SO CUTE. r;agklsdfks;jfsdl;kf

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
he is, isn't he? :D:D:D
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[identity profile] isiscolo.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
BJ, of course. And then you make up something socially acceptable to tell your mother when she asks you what the initials stand for.

Yay doggie!

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
ahahahahahahahaa, I'm not sure I could get away with that--it would take aplomb the half of which I don't have!

Still, it's tempting. *considers*

[identity profile] submarine.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
LMFAO AT THE BJ SUGGESTION AND HOW SAD IT IS THAT IT FITS. SO GREAT.

Oh man. We tried to do this with mum's dog Sandy (he's a border collie, there is nothing sandy about him, why do people do these awful things to dogs) but eventually gave up because nothing really worked as well as we'd have liked it to.

But rolling with the BJ idea... you could call him CJ or DJ or VJ or somethingeee-K etc etc and make those initials for two great and powerfully awesome words. Or you could just pick one of your possibilities, which would be infinitely better than anything I've just suggested. I mean, hello. My cat is called Jellyfish.

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm running into the problem you had with Sandy--I might end up with Freeway just because I keep calling him that by accident! But I'd really rather not.

I'm trying to think of eeee-type aaaay-type initial names, and have a few. :-? I don't know! *frets*

[identity profile] submarine.livejournal.com 2006-04-19 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Can you share some of your name ideas!

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Well, none of the names I had come up with really fit, which is why I asked for suggestions! But I am right on the verge of just saying to hell with it and naming him whatever I feel is best. I feel that if this happens, his name will be Leory. But I'm still taking suggestions, just in case.

[identity profile] leestone.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
That is the smilingest dog I have ever seen. O_o I think I love him.

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
He wants so much to be loved, like really a lot! So that is excellent news. :D

[identity profile] tinderblast.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
He'd be very handsome ...

No! He's gorgeous already, inexpert grooming or no. Look at those eyes. *omgstealz*

Freeway? It's not so bad - there are waaaaaaay worse names. E-bay springs to mind.

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2006-04-18 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhhh, but you haven't seen the rest of him! It's really pretty pitiful, because his head is so lovely that I'm embarrassed that it's tacked on to his skinny, patchy-bald body.

[identity profile] bowdlerized.livejournal.com 2006-04-19 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
BEAUTIFUL!!!! I will think on this name thing. :D <3 :D <3 :D <3 to both of you!!

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yay! for thinking up new names, because I haven't come up with anything of the e-a that I really like.

We are atill adjusting, but mostly we are :D <3 :D <3 :D <3 here. And are sending some of it--lots of it--your way!

[identity profile] laurelwood.livejournal.com 2006-04-19 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Such a gorgeous dog! And you will have the rest of him matching his handsome face in no time! I wish I could think of a good ee-aay name, because "Freeway" just isn't right. Neither is E-bay. I'll keep pondering it. There's gotta be something classy and French that follows the ee-aay pattern, right?

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
I can't think of anything I really like with that e-a combination! There's one name I keep returning to, but it's nothing like the same sound. Maybe I should just go with that one and take responsibility for the identity crisis which will inevitably follow.

[identity profile] sunkentreasure.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
I think you should name him Leroy. Not EEE-AAA, but close enough.

O_o

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Bizarrely, the name which I'm leaning toward which isn't the proper sound (see my comment to [livejournal.com profile] laurelwood above) is really close to Leroy. In fact, it's an Andy Warhol corruption of Leroy: Leory.

It is too strange. Possibly we have some infrequently-activated, fuzzy psychic connection.

Re: O_o

[identity profile] sunkentreasure.livejournal.com 2006-04-21 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
More likely, I think, everyone who tried to think of names that start with an EEE sound also came up with Leroy.

But the thought that we have some infrequently-activated, fuzzy psychic connection really is nicer, isn't it?

Re: O_o

[identity profile] tofty.livejournal.com 2006-04-23 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes it is!