I am not a baboon brandishing a stick.
Dec. 10th, 2005 09:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
It's gotten to the point where I welcome the chance not to talk about Bachelor No. 2 (no, nothing's decided yet; yes, I am completely frustrated and furious and becoming slowly convinced that lots of people are just amusing themselves at my expense). After this week, full of financial paperwork and fedexing and inspections and hemorrhagings of cash, I am just ready to talk about something else before I go to work today.
Like the dreams I had last night. Two were about heaven (and me a flag-waving agnostic!). In one, God is Stephen Tyler--not like Stephen Tyler, but him, circa maybe 1975-80. He rides back to heaven after gigs in a convertible limo with groupies sucking him and Joe Perry off. And in the other, heaven is a giant Quizno's. And I won't even tell you about the other dream. Just revolting.
Or the restaurant where I had dinner, memorably called Fish'n'Pig and replete with the most disturbing decor. If you have never looked at your reflection by staring into a pig's open maw, I tell you that you have never seen yourself truly.
Or the fact that I want you all to read The Kite Runner so I can discuss it with you, because I haven't quite decided how I feel about it.
Or...I don't know. What have you been up to lately?
Like the dreams I had last night. Two were about heaven (and me a flag-waving agnostic!). In one, God is Stephen Tyler--not like Stephen Tyler, but him, circa maybe 1975-80. He rides back to heaven after gigs in a convertible limo with groupies sucking him and Joe Perry off. And in the other, heaven is a giant Quizno's. And I won't even tell you about the other dream. Just revolting.
Or the restaurant where I had dinner, memorably called Fish'n'Pig and replete with the most disturbing decor. If you have never looked at your reflection by staring into a pig's open maw, I tell you that you have never seen yourself truly.
Or the fact that I want you all to read The Kite Runner so I can discuss it with you, because I haven't quite decided how I feel about it.
Or...I don't know. What have you been up to lately?
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Date: 2005-12-10 03:50 pm (UTC)I have read The Kite Runner! Unburden your ambivalence, my child.
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Date: 2005-12-12 03:36 pm (UTC)Cammy, my apartment is so wonderful. Forget your real estate woes and come revel in my joy, because it is not complete until you are here to coo over it with me. ♥
Just hang in there. The real estate retards will get it done and you will have your very own beautiful home.
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