Oh my God. I don't even know what to say except that this is WOW. WOW I LOVE IT OMFG :((
Perhaps a Smoove B impersonation would convey the depths of my love?
Baby, you are so fine. You are beautiful and sexy and Smoove T will treat you right tonight. Tonight I will treat you to a tour of the most marvelous chocolate factory in the world. I will have a golden ticket which is for you and only you, which shall be delivered to your door, at an hour of your specifying, by three winged cherubs. I will arrange to pick you up in the finest white stretch SUV limousine in the city to convey you to the factory. We will kiss one another in the back seat and murmur many words of love. You will be overcome by your desire for Smoove. I will rock your world, baby.
Once at the factory, you will have cookie-dough if you so desire, and brownie liqui-gels, which shall be of the finest brownie batter in the world. If you do not like the flavor of the liqui-gels, I will arrange for there to be a second option available. You will also have candy chews and ice cream, made of the finest cream and sugar, of any kind you want.
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*sobbing with joy*
Date: 2005-10-27 01:23 am (UTC)Perhaps a Smoove B impersonation would convey the depths of my love?
Baby, you are so fine. You are beautiful and sexy and Smoove T will treat you right tonight. Tonight I will treat you to a tour of the most marvelous chocolate factory in the world. I will have a golden ticket which is for you and only you, which shall be delivered to your door, at an hour of your specifying, by three winged cherubs. I will arrange to pick you up in the finest white stretch SUV limousine in the city to convey you to the factory. We will kiss one another in the back seat and murmur many words of love. You will be overcome by your desire for Smoove. I will rock your world, baby.
Once at the factory, you will have cookie-dough if you so desire, and brownie liqui-gels, which shall be of the finest brownie batter in the world. If you do not like the flavor of the liqui-gels, I will arrange for there to be a second option available. You will also have candy chews and ice cream, made of the finest cream and sugar, of any kind you want.
Then I will freak you nasty from behind.
Peace. Smoove T out.