He like Superbaby.

[constance]

Oh, how I love Amber Richardson.

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[laurelwood.livejournal.com]

"Rywanda, that's the one I wanna fuckin' take down once in a while. But only 'cause she don't behave, not 'cause I like to hit my babies for no reason." :D :D :D

I can't believe I'm sometimes so scatterbrained that I forget to read the Onion.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

And like, there was one time I dropped him only 'cause some fat fuck bumped into me on the bus. So that one shouldn't even count.

Well, weeks can go by without gems like this, but when they do appear, it's totally worth it.