(15)(a) Shakespearean insults on (b) the internet

Today on facebook, one of my friends' friends posted an image of the famous Shakespearean insult kit. Maybe you've seen it? Maybe one of your teachers taught it in school, as a relief from the dire excesses of Hamlet? Anyway, in case you haven't seen it, or as a refresher if you have, here you go:

( Shakespearean insults under the cut! )