(05) the spider living on my front porch

Oh, you people who loathe and fear spiders, you have no idea how cool it is to walk out on your porch day after day and note that the seriously, almost horrifyingly, huge spider who's been living on your porch for weeks (or maybe it's months by now) is still there, in defiance of inclement weather and careless humans. Given past evidence, I have every reason to believe that the spider will be there for the rest of its life, which the internet tells me may be as long as twenty years, and if it meets its death before then it won't be by my hand.

And it sure won't be from starvation. My porch houses plentiful meals, if you happen to be an insectivore.