My cultural cred's at an all-time low.

Do you know: A Christmas Story is sort of like Anna Karenina for me. In that I know all about them, but have never actually sat down and experienced them for myself. So I'm about to sit down and watch A Christmas Story, and then when that's over, I'll read Anna Karenina. I expect to be done by bedtime.

See you on the flip side. I will be a better and wiser person then.