I guess it says something about me that I think this is The Best Idea Ever.

I’m a slob, my boyfriend is a slob. We’re both in grad school, both work, very busy. So our apartment was a disaster. It was embarrassing to have anyone over. So I went on Craigslist and found us a maid. How can we afford it? Glad you asked: Our maid pays us. He’s this nice, middle-aged, submissive man, not much to look at, but he comes to our house once a week and scrubs the bathrooms, does the dishes and laundry, and anything else that needs doing. And he pays us $100 each week for the privilege. Every once in a while I give him a spanking. Hate housework? Get a slave!

--From Savage Love

More papercrafts! This time not by me!

My lovely friend coco_palmolive, kindly breaking an internet-long self-imposed email forwarding ban, sent me some photos of paper art several weeks ago, just because she knew I'd like them. And I've been meaning to upload them to share ever since, but have kept forgetting.

( Until tonight. )