An Informal Debate Staged by My Inner Voice

Proposed (while driving to lunch): God, wouldn't it be great if there were a fast food restaurant that sold funnel cakes?

Pro: HELL YEAH.

Con: Yeah, fat girl, like you need more fried food and sugar in your life.

Pro: HELL YEAH.

Con: You are the reason why the world laughs at the American diet, you know.

Pro: HELL YEAH.

Con: *abandons argument in sheer disgust*

Pro: ROCK ON I AM THE GREATEST DEBATER IN THE WORLD. SONIC GET ON THAT OKAY.