catching up on correspondence

Dear Amazon.com Customer,

As someone who has purchased Audio CDs by Snoop Doggy Dogg, you might like to know that Death Row's Greatest Hits (Dig) is now available. You can order your copy by following the link below.

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Dear Amazon.com,

I'm not sure what kind of crack you've been smoking, but I've never in my life purchased an audio CD by Snoop Doggy Dogg. Though now I have to admit I'm kind of tempted; thanks for thinking of me!

Yours very sincerely,

Cammy