There was also a question about hot breakfast cereals, but I'll save that for another time, shall I?

Okay, so I didn't watch the Oscars last night because I sort of forgot they were on, which of course makes me a Bad Person Who Is Going Straight To Hell. The truth is even worse than simple forgetting, though; it is that the Oscars sort of bore me, four hours (nearly) straight of self-important overpaid people taking themselves much too seriously. I much prefer logging on to gofugyourself and defamer the day after and basking in the snark than witnessing the actual event.

And speaking of snark, I did truly mean to watch last night, not because I had anything invested in who won what (because my favorites almost never win), but because my boyfriend Jon Stewart was hosting and have I mentioned that he is my boyfriend? He is, and this is the actual point of my post: that I am betting a certain percentage of my friendslist also claims him as a boyfriend. In fact, with this percentage in my head, I will say that I am fairly certain that there are not many women (possibly not many men, either) on my flist and beyond who would not do Jon Stewart in a fucking heartbeat.

And so I am conducting a professional-type scientific poll, with results to be published in some austere academic journal, of course, and I want as broad a response as possible, so please respond, and if you feel so inclined, pimp this out to your friends everywhere.

And maybe one day I'll think to tell you whether or not I was right in my estimation.


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