Already with the surveys.

Usually I'm paralyzed because either I can't think of anything to say, or because I think no one has any interest in what I have to say. But tonight, I'm paralyzed because I have so much to say and I don't know where to start.

So I think I'll just do a survey instead.

Courtesy of laurelwood, Ten Things I've Done That I Bet You Haven't, and this was actually easier than I thought:

01. crashed a motorbike;

02. had a nighttime picnic on the front steps of St. Louis Cathedral in New Orleans;

03. pretended I lived in a gigantic rabbit pellet, painted red;

04. dressed as catnip for halloween;

05. put makeup on while sitting under a pontoon boat;

06. had a party where all food and drink were blue;

07. pulled a screaming toddler out from under a fallen television set;

08. stuck a pea up my nose;

09. performed a running walkover roundoff back handspring and lived to tell the tale; and

10. eaten greens blessed by a voodoo priestess.