Belated thankfulness

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OMG I'm very very thankful for police officers who clock you going 70 in a 45-mph zone (which for you non-Americans is officially considered Reckless Driving and can be a felony depending on how crappy your police officer's mood is), collect all your data, make you sweat for five minutes, and then come back to you and say, "If I let you off with a warning on this one, will you promise to slow the hell down?"

Thank you, officer. I promise to slow the hell down, yes indeed.