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[thalia]

Ooh, a handkerchief and a sealed prophecy! That's even better than the prayer mat.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the prayer mat is a thing of beauty, all right!

[resonant8.livejournal.com]

I'm dying to know what the sealed prophecy says.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Well OF COURSE I had to destroy it unopened and unread, because I wasn't going to send my hopes and fears back to them in the SASE they so thoughtfully sent me. So I fear we will never know!

[xanthophyllippa.livejournal.com]

I can't stop laughing. Seriously, that is fourteen kinds of awesome.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

One is probably on its way to you right now! It appears they're sending one to everyone in America.

[xanthophyllippa.livejournal.com]

YAY! I can't wait.

[xanthophyllippa.livejournal.com]

But you know what would be fifteen kinds of awesome? If *this* were the post in which your icon chose to start blinking.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

I need to work on making that happen! Not for this post, maybe, but one soon. And you will know that I did it just for you.

[xanthophyllippa.livejournal.com]

I think I would probably either shriek or burst out laughing. Not sure which but either way I'd probably wet my pants.

[octoberstory.livejournal.com]

ADDSKSF:KFHGL I GOT THAT PROPHECY IN THE MAIL TOO

I GOT IT TOO

[bowdlerized.livejournal.com]

Me too, me too! I got it a couple weeks ago and was thoroughly creeped out.

[octoberstory.livejournal.com]

*breaks sealed prophecy on second night*

"Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine"...?

Maaaaaan. >:/

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Mine was just lottery numbers and how to say sister in Chinese.

[octoberstory.livejournal.com]

I decided not to open mine, but it just burst into flames and started yelling Old Testament verses at me.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

stupid Chritian Wizards.

BTW WHAT IS WRONG WITH LIVEJOURNAL HELP AM CURRENTLY UNABLE TO POST.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

I hope you put that prophecy under your mattress! I would hate to think of you going through life having missed this chance.

[tofty.livejournal.com]

Dude, how uniquely blessed can we be if we all got it? >:O