Ah, I'm too much of a softy when it comes to animals to be a professional. No disciplinary skills, way too prone to becoming emotionally involved. I'm better off as an enthusiastic layperson, I think.

Oooh, I like the idea of the trickle. Someone from work who's kept cockatiels in the past said I might also try making an impromptu birdbath in the sink and letting her try splashing around in that. I am really taken with this idea of water-play, so I hope she gets used to me and the idea of getting wet quickly!

I'm glad she was just rocking on account of the stress -- not only because I'm pleased that there's not some weird neurological disorder to worry about, but also because since she's not doing it so much now it (I hope) means that she's a little more comfortable.

Please thank your father for me! And keep some of those thanks for yourself, for being so patient! I have to stay on your good sides, you know, in case I have more questions. :D